Dead
Fly must have some humongous huevos because he lacks a sufficient
predisposition for parental child supervision and welfare responsibility. It’s a guess, of course, about the size of his
family jewels. But, new research
suggests a potential biological reason for his abysmal record of parenting.
“Contrary to popular
opinion, bigger may not always be better. New research from Emory University has
found that fathers with smaller testicles are more likely to be involved in the
care and nurturing of their children…”
I wonder where
self-centered, narcissistic, and selfish fit into the picture. Oh wait, the research addresses it thus, “…the
researchers emphasized that testicle size does not necessarily control a
father’s parenting skills.” So,
there is free-will as well as a predisposition.
If free-will can trump
biological predisposition, maybe Dead Fly is peanut size and just a jerk.
Source:
Men with smaller testicles predisposed to hands-on
parenting, study suggests
