Sunday, October 20, 2013

A Well Hung Dead Fly



Dead Fly must have some humongous huevos because he lacks a sufficient predisposition for parental child supervision and welfare responsibility.  It’s a guess, of course, about the size of his family jewels.  But, new research suggests a potential biological reason for his abysmal record of parenting.

“Contrary to popular opinion, bigger may not always be better. New research from Emory University has found that fathers with smaller testicles are more likely to be involved in the care and nurturing of their children…”

I wonder where self-centered, narcissistic, and selfish fit into the picture.  Oh wait, the research addresses it thus, “…the researchers emphasized that testicle size does not necessarily control a father’s parenting skills.”  So, there is free-will as well as a predisposition.

If free-will can trump biological predisposition, maybe Dead Fly is peanut size and just a jerk.

Source:
Men with smaller testicles predisposed to hands-on parenting, study suggests

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